If a tattoo is your biggest regret then you don’t havd much to worry about.
Today, my 5 year old sister was trying to learn subtraction. The teacher asked “If you had 10 chocolate bars, and you ate 6 of them, what would you get?” my sister replied “You would get fat.” MLIA.
Posted September 29, 2009 at 4:42pm
Today, I went to walmart. I saw my social studies teacher there. He said, “why aren’t you at school?” To which I replied, “why aren’t you at work?” We both promised never to speak of this again. MLIA.
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My work had a staff party with a Titanic theme. Everyone else wore old fashioned clothes or went as sailors. I went as the iceberg. I won the prize. MLIA
Posted September 26, 2009 at 4:06pm
Dizzee
Dizzee Rascal’s Tongue N’ Cheek comes with a side order of sexism
Is one of Britain’s most gifted MCs squandering his considerable talents with the misogynist lyrics on his new album?
