October 2009
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If a tattoo is your biggest regret then you don’t havd much to worry about.
September 2009
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mliaverage:
Today, my 5 year old sister was trying to learn subtraction. The teacher asked “If you had 10 chocolate bars, and you ate 6 of them, what would you get?” my sister replied “You would get fat.” MLIA.
Today, I went to walmart. I saw my social studies...
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mliaverage:
My work had a staff party with a Titanic theme. Everyone else wore old fashioned clothes or went as sailors. I went as the iceberg. I won the prize. MLIA
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Dizzee →
Dizzee Rascal’s Tongue N’ Cheek comes with a side order of sexism
Is one of Britain’s most gifted MCs squandering his considerable talents with the misogynist lyrics on his new album?
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Every day
that I am alive, I’m grateful for air, food, other people, the internetz, - the fact that I’ve finished High School.
eBay
my darling, bring forth some cash for me.
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Regrets.
I gave up drum lessons at 15 after having them for a good for years. I gave up because I thought I was shit, but watching videos on YouTube and thinking “I used to be able to play that…” Damn, I was actually pretty good. Time to start again.
LOL.CYRUS.
mliaverage:
Today, I was in a bookstore and I noticed a copy of Miley Cyrus’s biography in the “Humor” section. I’m glad Books-A-Million knows her life’s a joke, too. MLIA
IS.
Missing California a lot.
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Vegan..
… recipes. Can someone send some good ones my way?
No, I’m not a Vegan but I do like stealing your recipes now and again!
“Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.”
– Heath Ledger
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Desert Island MP3
You are banished to a desert Island and are only allowed to listen to 30 songs forever more.
Honesty is the best policy because these are the only songs you’ll have until the end of time so don’t try and look cool.
In no particular order:
1. Straight to Hell - The Clash (Live from here to Eternity)
2. That’s entertainment - The Jam (Compact Snap)
3. Johnny Appleseed...
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How to be a Dictator 101. →
Looks like someone has been reading the manual:
“Russia has agreed to lend Venezuela over $2bn (£1.2bn) to buy weapons, President Hugo Chavez has said. The credit will be used to purchase nearly 100 tanks and a series of anti-aircraft rocket systems from Russia”
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Wet.
It’s been raining constantly since 6.30pm today. No big deal except…
It’s California.
It’s only early-ish September.
WTF.
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Santa Cruz Roller Girls →
These ladies are awesome so check them out!
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Health.
This one’s for you America. Here’s the deal. The constant he said she said OMFG HE DIIIIIIIIIIIITUNT?!?! Re: health care reform is pissing me off. A lot. So here for everyone that can make it successfully from A to Z is the bottom line:
With the reforms you, yes YOU; average American, will only be the same or in some (actually in fact quite a lot of) cases better off. You can...
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About time. →
“Gordon Brown has said he was sorry for the “appalling” way World War II code breaker Alan Turing was treated for being gay.” - BBC News
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